A Great Website to Submit Your Life

www.somethingawful.com is the worst website in the world.

These bastards think it is so funny to make fun of the internet by calling it the 'internets'. They also make threads about pooing on each other.

They have a column about World of Warcraft! What nerds! If they have to spend time to write about a stupid online game they obviously have no life.

And there is this stupid guy named Dr. Thorpe who makes fun of everyone's band. What an asshole. Can't he just learn to respect other peoples' opinions! He should keep his opinions to himself!

They're also led by some jerk named Lowtax. Who is this guy and why does he make stupid movies like Doom House and Death Hat? LOL. Why is his name Lowtax, anyway. It probably has nothing to do with Byron 'Lowtax' Looper who was once the Putnam County Tax Assessor in Tennessee.

And those stupid morons that post in the forums call themselves 'goons'! What, are they calling themselves that because they were such goons to pay ten dollars to join the forums. I bet!

Well, I hate this website, so I hope you never visit it.